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20

Aug

Beauty is not a number, it’s a state of mind.
Tess Munster (via never-let-fear-beat-you)

Kinky Questions

1:
Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2:
Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3:
A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4:
Something that never fails to make you horny:
5:
Where is one place you would never have sex:
6:
The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7:
Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8:
What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
9:
What is the fastest way to make you horny:
10:
Top or bottom?
11:
We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12:
Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
13:
Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
14:
Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
15:
Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
16:
Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17:
Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18:
Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
19:
Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
20:
A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21:
How big is too big:
22:
One sexual thing you would never do:
23:
Biggest turn on:
24:
Three spots that drive you insane:
25:
Worst possible time to get horny:
26:
Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
27:
Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28:
How much fapping is too much fapping:
29:
Best sexual complement you ever got:
30:
Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31:
Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
32:
Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
33:
What your favorite part of your body:
34:
Favorite foreplay activities:
35:
Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
36:
What do you wear to bed?
37:
When was the first time you masturbated:
38:
Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39:
Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40:
Have/would you ever have sex outside?
41:
Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42:
What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43:
Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44:
Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45:
What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
46:
What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47:
Most attractive celebrity?
48:
Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
49:
If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50:
Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51:
What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52:
Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53:
Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54:
How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55:
How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56:
Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57:
Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58:
Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
59:
Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60:
Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61:
Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62:
Do you watch porn?
63:
How small is too small?
64:
Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65:
Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66:
Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67:
Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
68:
Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
69:
If you could give yourself head, would you?
70:
Booty or Boobs?
71:
If you had a penis/vagina, what would you name it?
72:
Have you ever been on an official date?
73:
Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
74:
If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75:
Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
76:
How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77:
What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
78:
If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?

vh1:

WCW belongs to our girl Nicki!!

This video is so everything

(Source: freddieprnzejr)

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14

Jul

I love these. I want them.

25

Jun

allthickwomen:

Dave Chapelle describes the first time he met Kanye West

Haha haha

vh1:

Can you believe Prince’s “Purple Rain” was released 30 years ago today?!

I remember

vh1:

Can you believe Prince’s “Purple Rain” was released 30 years ago today?!

I remember

Aaliyah Anime Spot HD

So excited for the #aaliyah #Biopic

08

Jun

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03

Jun

Killed it

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